34

Since this is my first post I feel as though I should give a quick history about me to set my blog in the right context.

I'm gay.
I'm 25.
I live in the suburbs.
Since the end of a serious relationship (a few years back) I've been all about dating and hooking up, but in no way looking for another relationship.
The names will never be accurate--shit, the numbers aren't even accurate!

I told you it would be quick

So #34

#34 is a guy who I met on myspace over the summer. Oddly enough, I met him because this really ugly guy friend requested me. And whenever somebody friend requests me, if I don't know them in real life the first thing I do before reading anything about this is look at their pictures. If they are ugly (and this guy certainly is--Fugly even), I go to their top 8 and see if any of them are attractive. It's terribly shallow, but it's what I do. This method lead me to 34, as he was number one on Fugly's top 8. So, I deny Fugly's friend request, but not before I send one to 34. Scandalous.

34 accepts my friend request and sends me a note with his phone number. We texted each other a bunch and decided to meet up for quizzo at a local bar. He's super cute, and we end up having a really good time. At the end of the night he insists I'm too drunk to drive which I am not and it escalates to an arousing wrestling match over my keys, ending with him slamming my on the hood of my car and us making out.

I drove him home.

Ofter the next couple of weeks we hung out quite a bit, and i was actually thinking that this could totally turn into a dating type thing. Which was quickly squashed when he stood me up for a dinner date. A couple weeks after said stand up, he asks if we could be friends--via text--and I decide that we could be sexy, but probably not friends. I mean, personality wise he's kinda douchey but he's way cute and has a huge cock--and you just don't say no to that, or at least i don't

Oh, and there is also this tiny little piece of info I forgot to mention: Fugly is 34's ex, who still lives with him. Yeah, they broke up the week before I met him. HAHA. That was July of 2006. They still live together.


The sad ending to this story is that though I've made several attempts to hook up with 34 again, there's always been something that's kept it from happening.